Love Child – Never Meant To Be!

There are rumours going around. Now, we all know how it is with rumours. Still, these have a certain ring to them that make them hard to dismiss out of hand. I’m talking about infamous people who are reputed to be the illicit offspring of other famous and/or infamous people.

Perhaps you’re unaware of these rumours. Perhaps you have better things to do with your time than listen to idle gossip. If so, good for you. If not, consider the following:

Could it be true that Glenn Beck is the love child of Richard Nixon and Anita Bryant?

Or how about this:

Is it really possible that Sarah Palin is the love child of Pat Boone and Dolly Parton? Think about it. The ages fit. A conspiracy of silence is not out of the question, I tell you!

Are you sensing a theme here? No matter, take this into consideration:

Is it really so far fetched that Ann Coulter could be the love child of Strom Thurmond and Margaret Thatcher?

I think not. These are questions. Questions without answers. Let us continue:

What chance is there that the rumour that Bill Gates is the love child of Warren Buffett and Leona Helmsley could be true? Ask yourself that one!

Scoff if you must, but there is method to this madness! Does evil beget evil? Do bears shit in the woods? Is the pope German? Do you see where I’m going with this?

How about David Duke, former grand wizard of the KKK. Is it so far fetched that he’s the love child of George Wallace and Minnie Pearl? I think not.

Remember Jeffrey Dahmer, the infamous cannibal that was killed in prison? Do you thing George Hamilton and Nancy Reagan shed any tears over their illicit offspring?

So many questions, so few answers. Let us consider one more. A real shocker, this one, but bear with me:

Donny and Marie. From out of nowhere comes Britney Spears. I know, I know, kinda makes you wanna throw up, don’t it?

Still, something to consider, eh? There are forces at work in this world that we are unaware of, folks. Perhaps it’s better that way…

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2 responses to “Love Child – Never Meant To Be!

  1. Do you plan to keep this site updated? I sure hope so… its great!

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